{"id":7537,"date":"2020-05-29T16:02:25","date_gmt":"2020-05-29T19:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/?p=7537"},"modified":"2020-05-30T13:54:23","modified_gmt":"2020-05-30T16:54:23","slug":"bafometro-do-bem-para-recomecar-o-futebol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/2020\/05\/29\/bafometro-do-bem-para-recomecar-o-futebol\/","title":{"rendered":"Baf\u00f4metro do Bem para recome\u00e7ar o futebol"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_7539\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7539\" style=\"width: 652px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/files\/2020\/05\/cybt93j4t7nib0lgk6hk5f5by.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7539\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/files\/2020\/05\/cybt93j4t7nib0lgk6hk5f5by.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"652\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/files\/2020\/05\/cybt93j4t7nib0lgk6hk5f5by.jpg 652w, https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/files\/2020\/05\/cybt93j4t7nib0lgk6hk5f5by-300x188.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 652px) 100vw, 652px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7539\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Inven\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e9 de um pesquisador de Israel, que aguarda libera\u00e7\u00e3o para comercializar (Foto: Divulga\u00e7\u00e3o)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Um g\u00eanio de ocasi\u00e3o inventou um aparelho parecido com um baf\u00f4metro para identificar quem pegou o coronav\u00edrus. Basta soprar, como se fosse um apito de juiz e pronto. Com certeza os atletas passar\u00e3o pelos teste, inclusive jogadores profissionais.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00f3 fico imaginando aquele pessoal que toma uma entre um treino e outro, com que\u00a0 cara vai ficar se o tal baf\u00f4metro der negativo para a doen\u00e7a e positivo para a cacha\u00e7a.<\/p>\n<p>Nos tempos de Ronaldo Fen\u00f4meno, o \u00eddolo molhava legal a garganta. Ele e alguns dirigentes. Ali n\u00e3o tinha para ningu\u00e9m. Haja geladinha. Os caras eram &#8220;profissionais&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Podem sossegar o &#8220;baf\u00f4metro&#8221; do futebol s\u00f3 no final do conturbado 2020. At\u00e9 l\u00e1 fechar o cerco no corona. Talvez encontrem uma vacina, para a bola voltar a rolar rapidamente.<\/p>\n<p>E tenho dito!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um g\u00eanio de ocasi\u00e3o inventou um aparelho parecido com um baf\u00f4metro para identificar quem pegou o coronav\u00edrus. 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