{"id":5599,"date":"2017-04-17T17:15:44","date_gmt":"2017-04-17T20:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/?p=5599"},"modified":"2017-04-17T17:24:03","modified_gmt":"2017-04-17T20:24:03","slug":"e-nao-e-que-jo-calou-a-minha-boca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/2017\/04\/17\/e-nao-e-que-jo-calou-a-minha-boca\/","title":{"rendered":"E n\u00e3o \u00e9 que J\u00f4 calou a minha boca&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_5601\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5601\" style=\"width: 1000px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/files\/2017\/04\/jo-lang170417.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5601\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/files\/2017\/04\/jo-lang170417.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"666\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/files\/2017\/04\/jo-lang170417.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/files\/2017\/04\/jo-lang170417-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/files\/2017\/04\/jo-lang170417-768x511.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/files\/2017\/04\/jo-lang170417-120x80.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5601\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto: Fernando Dantas\/Gazeta Press<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>O futebol \u00e9 complicado, complexo. Vejam por exemplo o retorno de J\u00f4 ao Corinthians. Rapaz vinha da Copa 2014 desmoralizado. Pior, caiu na bebida, teve uma forte crise existencial, largou a fam\u00edlia e ficou um ano na mangua\u00e7a. De repente, encontrou-se na palavra de Deus. Parou com a &#8220;mardita&#8221;, voltou para mulher, colocou a cabe\u00e7a no lugar. O Corinthians apostou no menino revelado dez anos antes no Santo Terr\u00e3o. Eu duvidei. Pensei comigo mesmo; &#8220;Quando a fase \u00e9 ruim, at\u00e9 jogador decadente aparece para atrapalhar e afundar o time de vez&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>E n\u00e3o \u00e9 que J\u00f4 calou a minha boca! Primeiro, marcou contra o Palmeiras, 1 a 0, tocou no meio das pernas do goleiro Fernando Prass. Depois, Meteu a cabe\u00e7a na bola e desbancou o Santos, 1 a 0. Contra o S\u00e3o Paulo, tamb\u00e9m de testa deixou tudo igual no placar. No \u00faltimo domingo, marcou um gola\u00e7o no pobre Tricolor.<\/p>\n<p>J\u00f4 foi do inferno da decad\u00eancia \u00e0 gl\u00f3ria do Senhor, do sucesso, da divina miss\u00e3o de alegrar a maior torcida do Brasil, a t\u00e3o sofrida Fiel.<\/p>\n<p>Moral da hist\u00f3ria: nunca duvidem da for\u00e7a da Espada de S\u00e3o Jorge.<\/p>\n<p>E tenho dito!<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" style=\"background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 658px; padding: 0; width: calc(100% - 2px);\" data-instgrm-captioned=\"\" data-instgrm-version=\"7\">\n<div style=\"padding: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"background: #F8F8F8; line-height: 0; margin-top: 40px; padding: 28.14814814814815% 0; text-align: center; width: 100%;\"><\/div>\n<p style=\"margin: 8px 0 0 0; padding: 0 4px;\"><a style=\"color: #000; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none; word-wrap: break-word;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BS_y4Cfjl2m\/\" target=\"_blank\">Com a palavra, @lang_chico_real\u200b: &#8220;Calou a minha boca e a de todo mundo&#8221;! \u26bd\ufe0f<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0; margin-top: 8px; overflow: hidden; padding: 8px 0 7px; text-align: center; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap;\">Uma publica\u00e7\u00e3o compartilhada por Gazeta Esportiva (@gazetaesportiva) em <time style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;\" datetime=\"2017-04-17T18:38:03+00:00\">Abr 17, 2017 \u00e0s 11:38 PDT<\/time><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async defer src=\"\/\/platform.instagram.com\/en_US\/embeds.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O futebol \u00e9 complicado, complexo. Vejam por exemplo o retorno de J\u00f4 ao Corinthians. Rapaz vinha da Copa 2014 desmoralizado. Pior, caiu na bebida, teve <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/2017\/04\/17\/e-nao-e-que-jo-calou-a-minha-boca\/\">leia mais<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":5601,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/files\/2017\/04\/jo-lang170417.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paxTb8-1sj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5599\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.gazetaesportiva.com\/chicolang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}